How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
There’s a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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There’s a string hanging out of you…The Rules 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
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An engineer dies and goes to heaven. However, when St. Peter meets him at the gate he says, “Wait a second! You’re in the wrong place! Beat it!”
So, the engineers goes down to Hell, and gets settled in. He soon becomes dissatisfied with conditions there, and begins to make improvements. Before long, there’s running water, [...]

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My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I’d like to sell.
Take a look! It’s really swell!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
$500 software that really rocks!
Just 20 bucks–still in the box!
You are really full of bunk.
I do not want your bootleg junk!
I do not [...]

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A phone company puts an ad in the paper that they are recruiting workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up- a crew of five Italian men and a crew of five blonde women.
The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give them a test. The company boss [...]

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1. Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
2. Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
3. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
4. Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the [...]

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