How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
There’s a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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What’s fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A lawyer’s necktie.
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- Real programmers don’t write specs — Users should consider
themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
- Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to
write, it should be hard to read.
- Real programmers don’t write application programs, they pro-
gram right down on the bare metal. Application programming
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
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Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating.
I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would feel [...]

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