Beer brewers

Published in February 25th, 2008

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d [...]

Bastard son

Published in February 25th, 2008

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For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit he’d finally managed to seduce the innkeeper’s gorgeous daughter, so he could wait to go there again.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the [...]

Programmer on plane

Published in February 25th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Computer Jokes

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A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an air plane.
The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game.
The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep.
The Programmer persists and explains that it’s [...]

Having puppies

Published in February 25th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Blonde Jokes

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond are sitting in a doctors office, talking about what sex of child they are going to have.
The Brunette says “I am going to have a boy because I was on top when having sex.”
The Redhead replied “I am going to have a girl because I was [...]

An ant and an elephant

Published in February 25th, 2008

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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
“Shit!” says the ant. “One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”
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