Three girls are walking in a magical forest. Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them, “Each of you has to say one good thing about herself. If you lie, I will make you disappear!” The first girl, a brunette, says, “I think I am a very kind and thoughtful person.” *Pooph*, [...]

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?” The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, “It’s my horse. Why do you want to know?” The cowboy looks at him and says, “Well, [...]

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. [...]

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