One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana, the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.
Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.
Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it [...]
Hell or high water
Oh, Those Darn Lawye




(No Ratings Yet)Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
”Help me find my ball. [...]
Bill’s Honeymoon




(No Ratings Yet)I heard that Bill Gates’s wedding night was less than blissful for his new bride. She found out why his company is named Microsoft.
Similar JokesHoneymoon The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.
Th…Bill Gates’ HoneymoonAfter Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company [...]
Lotto




(No Ratings Yet)A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to god, and she lost. She said to god, why wont you let me win? God replied, How about buying a ticket first?
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Wine Warnings




(No Ratings Yet)Due to increasing product liability litigation, wine manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all wine bottles:
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a moron.
3. WARNING: [...]
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