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Loading ...A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One of them his licking his asshole.
The other lion asked him, “Why are you licking your asshole?”
The second lion replied, “Aww, I just ate a lawyer and I’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife.
As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
“I’m sorry,” the clerk said. “This man just ordered our last bunch.”
The desperate customer turned to me and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde was recently hired at the office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.
Eager to prove her worth to her new bosses, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to the nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos so that the
counterman could view it, and she asked, “Is this big [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.
So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot.”
“Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that”, replied the Irishman.
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. “I told him [...]
