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Loading ...A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave had to take [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row, so her boss calls her into his office.
“Look, Sharon,” he says irritably. “I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. Who told you [...]
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello (comedians), and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on…
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, “Who’s on first?” might have turned out [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde and a brunette were going to a party.
The brunette was driving and speeding because they were running late.
All of a sudden they hear sirens.
The brunette asked the blonde if the cops were after them.
The blonde replied “yes, no, yes, no, yes…”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
He turned to the astonished patrons and said, ‘I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. He [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked, “How often should you have it?”
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor !
Similar JokesKeep that a secretAfter many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carr…Because it’s out of the high rent district.Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it’s out of the high rent district. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Similar JokesSCHOOL DAZE(To the tune of Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
Mine eyes have seen the horror
Of the ending of the…Soldier stands guardA new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless…Speaking with the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle.
She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
”It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried.
”Honey,” said Dan, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Due to increasing product liability litigation, wine manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all wine bottles:
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a moron.
3. WARNING: [...]
