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Loading ...A husband suspects his wife is having an affair.
He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.
He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon.
He has it calibrated so that her weight on the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, “Why are all the blinds drawn?”
The doctor answered, “There’s a big fire across the street, and we didn’t want you to think the operation was a failure.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”
The bartender does just as the drunk requested and hands the man a bill for $57.00.
The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.”
The [...]
