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Loading ...A middle-aged man and woman met, fell in love and got married.
On their wedding night they settled into the bridal suite and the wife said to her new husband, “Please promise to be gentle. I’m still a virgin.”
“But how can that be?” the startled husband said. “You’ve been married three times before.”
“Well,” she explained, “my [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45.
He got to the gates of Heaven.
The angel standing there said, “We’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
“What do you mean,” he replied. “I’m only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?”
“45? You’re not 45, you’re [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can’t tell them apart again.
She [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.”
Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…”
The first guy says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
The second guy says, “No. I’m an asshole.”
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