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Loading ...An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?”
“Yes,” he replies. “Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds.”
“Well,” the old woman snickers, “should we get naked again [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.
The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn’t make it through the night.
So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Has someone heard this one? If so, what exactly have you heard about this high tech surprise.
I understand that a graphic artist in Rochester New York began to ungroup the clipart figures in PowerPoint 4.0. He continued to remove the clothing of these cartoon figures only to discover that the business woman was drawn anatomically [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Pepsi. One blonde opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend’s glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.
“‘Only one calorie per can’,” she read aloud.
“Hmm,” murmured the other blonde.
“I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three vampires walk into a bar.
The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they’ll have?
The first vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of O Positive.”
The second vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of AB Negative.”
The third vampire says, “I’m the designated driver. I’ll just have a glass of plasma.”
The waitress turns toward [...]
