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Loading ...A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care. I just came from [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What is the worst thing about our justice system?
You’re leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde walks into a doctors office with a gunshot wound in her hand.
The doctor asks, “How did this happen?”
She replies, “Well, I was trying to commit suicide. I stuck the gun to my head and then…just before I pulled the trigger… I thought, this is going to be loud. So I covered my other [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink, so he puts a sign on it saying, ” I spat in this beer, do not drink!”.
After a few minutes he returns to find another sign next [...]
