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Loading ...I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months–I don’t like to interrupt her.
Similar JokesSpeaking PartJohn’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the …TarmacTwo pieces of black tarmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting …Not [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team’s response times.
“Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,” bragged the first one, “we cut our emergency response time by ten percent.”
The other paramedics nodded in approval. “Not bad,” the second paramedic commented. “But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we’ve cut [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.
“Due to lack of maintenance,” [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview.
The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?”
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying “Ehh… 23!”.
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Aman walks inot a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.He steps up to the bar,sets the monkey on the bar,slidesthe peanut bowl ove to the monkey, then orders a beer. While the man is drinking his beer, the monkey takes a peanut,hulls it,looks at it, stickes it up his ass, then eats the peanut. [...]
