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Loading ...Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Conversation over dinner:
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definately not!
WOMAN: Why not, don’t you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
MAN: Ok, I’d get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (Makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...** What’s the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
** Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostages? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
Similar JokesA Dark ConfessionA woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 y…the perfect shit clickit was a dark night and rainfall was in action.a man was shitting and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.”
Bartender says, “You want them both now or one at a time?”
The guy says,” Oh, I want them both now. One’s for me and one’s for this little guy here,” and he pulls a 3 inch man out of his pocket. [...]
