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Loading ...A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, “But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”
Irritated, the teacher [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Typical macho man married typical good looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. ”
“I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. ”
“I’ll go [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers.
En route, he bumps into Judge Graham.
?Say,? Poe asks, ?what would you give a 63-year-old hooker??
?Christ,? Graham replies. ?Five or six bucks, tops.?
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(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
“My son,” the first one says, “started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!”
“My son,” said the second, “started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now [...]
