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Loading ...A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.
The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage.
“This is Chet,” he said, “and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs.”
Seeing the look of disbelief on the customer’s face, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months–I don’t like to interrupt her.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters?
He surprised his traveling companions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help.
As he swam, his companions were startled by the appearance of two dorsal fins, great white sharks, heading straight toward the lawyer.
To their surprise, the sharks allowed [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.
On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff.
The man gets off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors close, the brunette turns to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.
An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, “Hey ! How about it babe ? You and me ?”
As she got up to move, he said loudly, “Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, [...]
