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Loading ...Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, “We don’t want to be nuns anymore; how do we quit?”
The mother told them, “Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours.”
So the nuns left, each of them thinking, “What can I do that’s unholy?”
The next day they went [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words.
“Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving home, I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash.
He asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure do,” said the bartender.
“Good,” replied the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One hot day, a blonde went up to a pop machine outside of Safeway and pulled out a handful of quarters. She put the first quarter in and got a pop. She put a second quarter in and got another pop. She continued to do this until, finally, a man who was very thirsty, tapped [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A country boy ends up in the big city. He is walking around in awe of everything. He decides to quench his thirst and enters a bar. After a couple of beer, his beer rental is up and off he goes to the can. He walks into the can and is shocked at what he [...]
