Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
“Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one.
“No,” another contended. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.”
“You’re both wrong,” the third insisted. “The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor.”
The repairman could contain [...]

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out [...]

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A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: “Your honor, a juror is asleep.”
The Judge ruled: “You put him to sleep; YOU wake him up.”
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How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
She can’t find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!
Similar JokesDid you hear about the blond?Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who…It gives us a bad nameThere was a [...]

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A ventriloquist had just finished his polack joke routine when a huge, drunk polack confronted him, ”I’m sick of your polack jokes and I’m going to knock the shit out of you.” ”I’m sorry, it was all in good fun,” replied the comedian. The polack retorted, ”I was talking to little asshole on your knee.”
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