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Loading ...An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator replied, “Bring him [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend.
They “entertain themselves” for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings.
Since it’s her house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover watches her and listens intently, only hearing her side of the conversation.
Speaking in a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.’”
“See, I have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...She was so blonde…
…she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”.
…she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
…she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
…she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
…she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
…she [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he’s okay.
“No, I’m not,” the guy replies.
“I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend.”
“Well,” asks the bartender, “what did you say to your wife?”
“Nothing. I’m not speaking to that bitch [...]
