A bishop, who was a keen DIY man, was watching a carpenter at work in the house and trying to pick up the odd tip.
But the young carpenter found it a little off-putting and shortly hit his finger with the hammer, whereupon he let out a cry of “bloody hell!”
The bishop tut-tutted and remonstrated, saying [...]

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The timid man had been advised by his psychiatrist to go home and assert himself. “Don’t let your wife bully you anymore. Go home and show her who’s the boss.”
So, the timid soul went home, banged the door shut, and said in a loud voice, “Now get this! From now on, I’m the boss in [...]

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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
“Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
the lawyer repeated. The [...]

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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!
Similar JokesOld washing machineWhy is a blonde like an old washing machine?Because they both drip when they’re raped! One day a blonde went into a department …One day a blonde went into a department store.She said to the [...]

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Two pieces of black tarmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting a bit drunk.
Then a piece of red tarmac enters the pub and the two pieces of black tarmac stop speaking and just look down at their pints until the red piece of tarmac has ordered [...]

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