Why don’t a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?
Because the vacuum in her head keeps them in place.
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A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria.
One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?”
He told [...]

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A man walked into a drugstore and asked the man at the counter if they sold condoms.
The proprietor asked the man what kind he wanted.
The man replied, “I want the kind with insecticide on them.”
The proprietor responded, “Don’t you mean the kind with spermicide?”
“NO!” shouted the man, “I mean INSECTICIDE”.
The [...]

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A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm.
After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate.
However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled.
“All I know for sure is that it was [...]

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A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat.
He walked up the the bar and said, “Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat.”
They found a table, sat down and drank their drinks.
Next it was the ostrichs round. He walked up to the bar and said, “Beer [...]

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The Devil tells a Hollywood Agent, “Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any agent alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived.”
“Well,” says the agent, “what do I have to do in return?”
The Devil smiles, “Well, of course you have to give me your [...]

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A woman pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office.
After the exam, she shyly said, “My husband wants me to ask you…,”
To which the doctor replies, “I know, I know,” placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late [...]

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What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
They grow taller!
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It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive!   Viagra for GrampsThis old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, “Where are you go…Disney World and Viagra

 
Q: What do Disney World [...]

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How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.
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A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said ?No thanks, I don’t drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!? So the bartender said, ?Well would you like a cigarette,? but the [...]

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