UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM
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1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient
Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature,
[...]
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What will the neighbors think?




(No Ratings Yet)Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money.”
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A man walks into a doctor office




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And Who Do You Think Created Chaos?




(No Ratings Yet)An architect, a hooker and a programmer were talking one evening, and somehow, the discussion turned to which profession was the oldest.
“Come on, you guys! Everyone knows mine is the oldest profession,” said the hooker.
“Ah,” said the architect, “but before your profession existed, there had to be people, and who was there before people?”
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Intoxicated Dog Taken To Vet




(No Ratings Yet)A dog was taken to a local veterinary clinic in Austria with the animal displaying symptoms including constant vomiting and swaying side to side. The vet said it was apparent the dog was drunk. “When I got him up on the table, it smelled like a distillery,” said Karl Hofbauer of the Oberoesterreichische Nachrichten in [...]
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