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On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase “Open up, Police!”
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
In tough situations you ask yourself, “What would Curly do?”
Taking your wife on a cruise means [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the man’s wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.
At one point she wailed “Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy four dollars in sales tax on a ten-dollar sale !”
Suprisingly, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.”
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.”
The waitress [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment.
This went on for [...]
