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Loading ...A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
“Excuse me,” he said, “have you lost something?”
“No,” replied one of the doctors. “We’re doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, “The 10 Most Wanted.”
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman, “the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...100 Buckets of Bits
100 buckets of bits on the bus
100 buckets of bits
Take one down, short it to ground
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Take one down, short it to ground
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
Your lawyer picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why does it work?
A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?”
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: Do you know [...]
