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Loading ...At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.
American : “In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.”
Russian : “In Russia we don’t require that you dial anything.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn’t seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a “burnout” in high school, and this [...]
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A: From eating with forks.
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A: Because they can spell it.
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