One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very [...]

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Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Similar JokesCrazy people talkA doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He fo…DOCTORS

The following is a list of errors given to us by the med school which
previous students ha…What should I do then?Patient: Doctor, what should [...]

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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence [...]

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Top ten ways the Internet could get worse
10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.
9. “MAKE MONEY FAST” posts protected by 1st amendment, declare internet lawyers Canter & Siegel.
8. Home shopping “network”.
7. Netrek corporate sponsorships. Out: Orion, Pollux, Klingus. In: Planet Bud, Toyota Prime, Intelworld.
6. Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.
5. Dan Quayle appointed [...]

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During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over [...]

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