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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
18. Aren’t you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries.
“Didja get anything on that last heist?” Jack asked.
“Nuttin’ at all,” Mugs admitted. “Toins out that the guy that lives there’s a lawyer.”
“Jeez, ain’t that the breaks,” his friend sympathized.
“Didja lose anything?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”
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