Silver Nitrate
(to the tune of “Silver Bells”)
Silver nitrate, silver nitrate
it’s chemistry time in the lab
Ding-a-ling, with a copper ring
soon it will be chemistry day.
Take your nitrate, in solution
Add your copper with style
In the beaker there’s a feeling of reactions
silver forming, blue solution
Bringing ooh’s ah’s and wows
now the data procesing begins.
Get the mass, change to moles
what [...]

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A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow manure! For lack of anything better to say, he asked, “Little boy, what are you doing?”
The boy replied, “I am making George Bush with this manure, Mister.”
Now thoroughly [...]

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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in [...]

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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.
After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn’t stop, he just slowed down a little.
The gentleman said ‘Stop or slow down, what’s the difference?’.
The cop pulled the [...]

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Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: No? Good!
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
A: The bucket.
Q: What [...]

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