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Loading ...15) After each caution, the car will run the opposite way … caution - clockwise - caution - counter clockwise - caution - clockwise … etc.
14) Earnhardt, Jr., has to drive with a passenger … preferably a sumo wrestler … for extra weight.
13) Potty pit stops during a half time.
12) No more champagne in Victory […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman.
“Sir,” says the cop. “You were going 60 in a 50.”
“No, I wasn’t.”
“Yes, you were,” says the wife.
“Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily.
“And you weren’t wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop.
“Yes I was.”
“No, you weren’t,” says […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn’t cut it.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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One. ONE!! And do you […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won’t be able to tell the difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says: “This Scotch is only […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milkdud!
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