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Loading ...LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,” instructed the lawyer.
The witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear,” she protested.
“Then,” said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”
“I’d have to say the living one.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How do you tell if you have passed an elephant?
He didn’t flush.
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