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Loading ...Johnny and Kip were playing hockey at Forest Park skating rink. Suddenly a vicious pit bull came up and attacked Kip. Instead of panicking, Johnny sneaked up behind the dog, stuck his hockey stick in the dog’s collar, and broke the dog’s neck.
A reporter from St. Louis heard about what had happened with the boy [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why God Created Lawyers
Satan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A red head, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks the redhead what she would like. She says, “I’ll have a A.L.”
The bartender looks lost, and so the redhead says, “Daaaaa, an Amstel Lite!”
Next, the bartender asks the brunette what she would like. The brunette says, “I’ll have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, “What’s your pleasure?”
The seal replies, “Anything but Canadian Club.”
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The bartender asks the seal, “What’s …A baby sealA baby seal [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing, bananas can’t talk.
Similar JokesWhat did the banana say to the elephant?What did the banana say to the elephant? Nothing, bananas can’t talk. mmmmJoke 1: 1 banana walks into a bar falls on a guys lap and the guy screams “damn i [...]
