Dallas Cowboy Hero

Published in May 3rd, 2008

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Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview [...]

How’s business?

Published in May 3rd, 2008

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Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.
“How抯 business?” asked the first.
“Rotten,” replied the other. “Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles. When I finally caught up to it, there were already two other lawyer hanging on to the bumper.”
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What’s that Noise?

Published in May 3rd, 2008

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This (Blonde) fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his backyard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.
The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of- the-line [...]

Such a Proposition

Published in May 3rd, 2008

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The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, “Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?”
In a strident voice, she responded, “How dare you make such a proposition to me!”
The man snapped to attention in surprise and was uncomfortably aware that [...]