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Loading ...A golfer became so mad that he threw his brand new set of golf clubs into the lake.
A few minutes later he came back, waded into the lake and retrieved his clubs.
He proceeded to take his car keys out of the bag — then threw the clubs back into the water.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
“Alright,” the lawyer says looking through his papers. “You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
“What! That sounds like a car payment schedule,” retorted the client.
“Your right. It’s mine.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,”Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint [...]
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...This couple walks into a bar: The man goes of to the bog and leaves the women standing at the bar. A bloke goes up to the women and says, “I really really want to squeeze you tit’s. Will you let me?”
The lady turns around and says, “How dare you, get away from me, [...]
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Why were the two elephants thrown off the beach?
Between them they only had a single pair of trunks.
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