CHRISTMAS ON THE PLAINS
(For any Auburn Fans, such as my poor misguided brother)
Twas a few weeks before Christmas, and all through the South,The Bama fans were hiding and shutting their mouths.
Dubose was looking, but could find only a few,
For they knew it was time to face the big Orange and Blue.
The fans [...]
Christmas On The Plains
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(No Ratings Yet)A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his [...]
She moved.




(No Ratings Yet)Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
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Try Being Nicer




(No Ratings Yet)Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home well inebriated around midnight. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit in the keyhole and couldn’t get the door open. And every time this happened, his wife would go to [...]
Catnip




(No Ratings Yet)Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?
A: Catnip!
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