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Loading ...At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium — he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.To add/remove someone in your [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way…. but was > > very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for > > the highly prized shoes. > > > > After [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”
“My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.”
“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.
“Then in September,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90,000.”
“Wow. Two [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet [...]
