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Loading ...The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
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Derek Jeter-$18.6 million/season
Gary Sheffield-$11.7 million/s…Out Of SeasonThe fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as…Deer TracksTwo lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
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Sweating his fat away
Here comes Santa [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa clause are walking down the street. There is a dollar on the sidewalk. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde the other two don’t exist.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Due to increasing product liability litigation, wine manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all wine bottles:
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a moron.
3. WARNING: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close [...]
