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Loading ...Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!
Similar JokesThe Tyson One-LinersQ: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
…Chemistry song 15Iron the Red Atom Molecule
(to the tune of “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”)
There was Cobalt an…Mad GorillaA certain zoo had acquired a very rare species [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why have scientists begun to use lawyers instead of lab rats for research?
A: Two reasons: first, they are more plentiful than rats, second, the researchers don’t get as attached to them.
One problem, though, is that no one has been able to extrapolate the test results to human beings.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
Similar JokesWhy don’t blondes use vibrators?Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent b…Blondes and vibratorsWhy don’t blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth
Yo teeth so yellowYo teeth so yellow you can run a light house
Yo teeth so yellow the yellow [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
Similar JokesSeagullsQ: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: If they lived near the bay, they’d be baygels. Question and answer animal jokesQ: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because [...]
