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Loading ...The regular foursome teed off on time that Saturday morning. On the second hole Joe noticed a funeral procession going by and stopped, held his hat over his heart and bowed his head. His partners noticed and complimented Joe on his thoughtfulness. “She was a good wife for 40 years,” replied Joe.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call an honest lawyer?
Broke.
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(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of semen.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken unkempt man sit down next to her.
“say, honey-baby … i’d really like tiger into those pants o抎ouis.”
“thanks,” she shot back, “but i’ve already got an a****** in there.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”
“We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.”
The first bat replies, [...]
