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Loading ...A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop this fall. In fact he had so many beans, he needed to unload them somehow. With all the hoopla about the upcoming Super Bowl, he decided that would be a good venue to reach more people. With this in mind he went to the local [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world’s first professional.
The doctor said, “It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world’s first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman?”
“No,” said the rabbi. ”It must have been a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
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Similar Jokesbut it’s notWhen you go to kiss your honey,
and her nose is really runny,
you may think it’s funny,
but…i…SnotWhen you’re neckin’ with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it’s funny…
But…Blonde in Pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. Which he chugged, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer. This went on for a while then the bartender finally asked, ‘How come you ask for [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,’ Buk Buk BuKKOOK!’ The [...]
