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Loading ...In Texas, coach Barry Switzer is upset on how the Cowboys played after the season. They were not a good football team. He did not know what the secret was to have a good team, so he goes to California where he finds coach Steve Mariucci.
He asks Mariucci “What is the secret to having a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.
“Boy, I’d like to screw her,” says one lawyer.
“I agree,” says the other. “But out of what?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
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To keep her ankles warm.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.
After a while, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, threw it in the air and shot it into a thousand pieces. “Don’t you boys worry about it,” said the Texan, “we have plenty of tequila deep in the heart of Texas. ”
The [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.
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A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
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JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvio…Chicken [...]
