There once were two best friends named Bob and Earl. They were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives revolved around baseball. Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they examined every box score during the season. They went to over 60 games a year. They even [...]

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Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A: A lobotomy.
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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. 揗y God!?the trooper gasped. 揧our car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma抋m??揧es, officer, [...]

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Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk says to the other drunk, 揇id you sleep with my wife last night??
To which the other drunk replies, 揘ot a wink?
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There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey, which was on board, and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, [...]

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