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Loading ...Seems there was this nasty biker riding his Harley down the icy highway one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a cat lying in the middle of the road. The biker thought to himself, “I’ll cut that cat in two,” and he bore down on it hard.
As he got closer, though, he suddenly [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter met them. They asked if they could still be married in Heaven.
“Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back.”
Six months passed [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
“Hey, nice tie!” comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
“Hey! Nice shirt!” The man looks up [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: How do you get blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Similar JokesA Shave and a ShineA cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll
have a shave and a sh…Shine a flashlight in their ear.Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.”
Bartender: “Yeah! Sure…go ahead.”
Man: “What covers a house?”
Dog: “Roof!”
Man: “How does sandpaper feel?”
Dog: “Rough!”
Man: “Who was the greatest ball player of all time?”
Dog: “Ruth!”
Man: “Pay up. I told you he could talk.”
The [...]
