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Loading ...Three men go duck hunting one day. Two of them are inundated with stories from the third about his “great” duck hunting abilities. After a few hours the first two men have bagged a couple of ducks each, but the braggart hasn’t taken a shot. They question him on this, so he agrees to show [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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A: Shine a torch in her ears.
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A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A drunken guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.
He starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, “YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!”
The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. [...]
