Q. What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do aerobics instructors and people who make bacon have in common?
A. They both tear hams into shreds. [...]

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When the man in the street says: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” the lawyer writes:
“Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures.”
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?Thanks for the refill.
 

…A glass of milkA [...]

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A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool; he looks up at the bartender and says, 揷ould you mind my ducks while i go use the phone??the bartender is puzzled, but he doesn’t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks. [...]

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What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
Moby’s Dick!
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