20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It’s a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this [...]

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He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: “Don’t ask me.”
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
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1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
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Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The
guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey, Senior,
I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
The bartender gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best
beer in the world. Give me ‘The king of beers,’ a
Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors [...]

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A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can’t figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the [...]

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