Baseball and Law

Published in May 30th, 2008

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.
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“Love” stamps

Published in May 30th, 2008

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up [...]

Flash light

Published in May 30th, 2008

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How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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How old is this drink?

Published in May 30th, 2008

Posted by sahil in Bar Jokes

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An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won’t be able to tell the difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says: “This Scotch is only [...]

Don’t Got Milk?

Published in May 30th, 2008

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What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milkdud!
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