15) After each caution, the car will run the opposite way … caution - clockwise - caution - counter clockwise - caution - clockwise … etc.
14) Earnhardt, Jr., has to drive with a passenger … preferably a sumo wrestler … for extra weight.
13) Potty pit stops during a half time.
12) No more champagne in Victory [...]

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Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
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A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman.
“Sir,” says the cop. “You were going 60 in a 50.”
“No, I wasn’t.”
“Yes, you were,” says the wife.
“Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily.
“And you weren’t wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop.
“Yes I was.”
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn’t cut it.
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