A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. “Sir,” says the cop. “You were going 60 in a 50.” “No, I wasn’t.” “Yes, you were,” says the wife. “Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily. “And you weren’t wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop. “Yes I was.” “No, you weren’t,” [...]

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Why does an elephant have four feet? Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn’t cut it. Similar JokesOne day an elephant stepsOne day an elephant steps on a mouse. The elephant says that he will do anything to make up for it. …An ant and an elephantAn ant and an elephant share a [...]

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What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out. Similar JokesBaseball Heaven?Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, l…Baseball Heaven?There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and [...]

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