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Loading ... 20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It’s a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: “Don’t ask me.”
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
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1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The
guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey, Senior,
I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
The bartender gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best
beer in the world. Give me ‘The king of beers,’ a
Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can’t figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do aerobics instructors and people who make bacon have in common?
A. They both tear hams into shreds. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...When the man in the street says: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” the lawyer writes:
“Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?Thanks for the refill.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool; he looks up at the bartender and says, 揷ould you mind my ducks while i go use the phone??the bartender is puzzled, but he doesn’t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
Moby’s Dick!
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