Published in May 26th, 2008
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.
Frank had just bought another beer and he didn’t want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: “I spit in my beer.”
When [...]
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Published in May 26th, 2008
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right.
The preacher was [...]
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Published in May 26th, 2008
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: “What was the [...]
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Published in May 26th, 2008
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Similar JokesBlow ItA young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach…WhalesTwo whales spot Japanese Whaler.
First whale: That’s the bastard who killed my folks — lets drow…Smoke RingsThree little boys [...]
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Published in May 26th, 2008
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
Similar JokesAn elephant and turtleAn elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he am…Animals in the Fridge1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You [...]
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Published in May 25th, 2008
One day a young fella walked into the golf course club house looking for a game. The attendant said there was a young lady about to tee off on the first tee by herself The young fella went out and joined her for 18 holes. When on the 18th green, the young fella had a [...]
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Published in May 25th, 2008
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly.
Then St. [...]
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Published in May 25th, 2008
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
Similar JokesDid you hear about the blond?Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who…It gives us a bad nameThere was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was [...]
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Published in May 25th, 2008
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” [...]
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Published in May 25th, 2008
Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Similar JokesHi-Steppin’ MamaYo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver. Four-Letter WordsA young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the [...]
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