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Loading ...The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.”Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.”No !” his weeping wife replied.”Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.”NO !!!” she said even more upset.”Well [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said,”What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means “woman”?The bishop said,”Did you try “aunt”?The Pope said,”Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.
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It’s Christmas, Eve !
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Santa Clues [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn
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THE NAME’S BLONDE… DUMB BLONDE!Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.”Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.”No !” his weeping wife replied.”Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.”NO !!!” she said even more [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn’t have to take the tree, but you still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/95 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel countertop tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even see straight.” The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I’m sending him over.”The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse.”A female horth,” the midget replies.So the owner shows him one.”Nith looking horth, [...]
