My friend Don, a minor-league umpire, is used to being heckled by fans. But imagine his surprise when he was rushing to umpire an exhibition game at Coors Field in Denver. After a long search for a place to change clothes, Don finally located a room with a neatly lettered sign: “Dressing Room, Umpires Only.”
As [...]

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Chicago sent its police chief, fire chief, and city attorney to a municipal management conference in Indiana. While driving through a rural area, their car broke down, and they sought assistance at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer told them that the local garage was closed, and that they were welcome to spend the night, but [...]

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll [...]

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
Similar JokesShort ChangeA Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his pape…The Lone RangerThe Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, [...]

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How do you circumcisce a whale?
With four skin-divers…
Similar JokesCircumcisional EvidenceHow do you circumcisce a whale? With four skin-divers… EngineeringHere is a bit of engineer humor to brighten your day:

Actual maintenance complaints submitted by …Humor about DeathOLD WANTS never die, they become needs

OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time

OL…Business one-liners 62Business one-liners [...]

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